Dear Han Solo,
I am sorry, Han Solo, for freezing you. I put the air conditioning on too high. I wish I could unfreeze you, but I can't because the ice is too cold. I tried sawing the ice off, too, but it was too hard. I also tried putting you in fire, but that still didn't work. Finally, I tried putting you in a giant oven with flames shooting out for a whole hour, but it STILL didn't work. So I gave up.
To show how sorry I am, I'm going to stop attacking your recruits. I'll also pay your recruits money for attacking them. I'll pay you an extra amount of money because you got attacked the most. I hope you are able to get unfrozen.
Sincerely,
Darth Vader
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