Old Man Dan with Madison

Riddles and Jokes

Riddle: What has legs but can't walk?

Answer: A bed!

Riddle: How do you scramble the letters from New Door to make one word?

Answer: One word.

Question: How did the hot dog hide from the starving kid?

Answer: With ketchup!

Question: What is two plus two?

Answer: Tutu!

Question: What is a football shaped like?

Answer: A foot!

Question: What did the kid tomato say to his daddy tomato when his daddy tomato got smushed by a truck?

Answer: Ketchup, Ketchup!

Question: Why did the squirrel stop eating nuts?

Answer: Because he went nuts every time he ate a nut!

Question: Why did the blueberry go to the doctor?

Answer: Because he was feeling blue!

Question: Why do baseball players not play baseball at night?

Answer: Because there are too many bats!

Question: Why can't Bigfoot walk well?

Answer: Because his feet are too big!

Question: Why should you visit the leaning tower of Pisa?

Answer: Because you can get free pizza!